The Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever

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The Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever

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â€¢What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.

â€¢How do you get a blondeâ€™s eyes to sparkle?
Shine a light in her ear.

â€¢Whatâ€™s the definition of Â“making loveâ€?
Itâ€™s what a woman does while a manâ€™s screwing her.

â€¢How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?
Sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.

â€¢Whatâ€™s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral.

â€¢Why is a fat woman like a scooter?
Theyâ€™re both fun to ride, but you wouldnâ€™t want you friends to see you on either.

â€¢A woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash.
Â“Did you hoard all this money yourself?â€ asked the teller.
Â“No,â€ she replied. Â“My sister whored half of it.â€

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