The Schwa was Here

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The Schwa was Here

They say his clothes blend into the background, no matter where he stands. They say a lot of things about the Schwa, but one thingâ€™s for sure: no one ever noticed him. Except me. My name is Antsy Bonano, and I was the one who realized the Schwa was â€œfunctionally invisibleâ€ and used him to make some big bucks. But I was also the one who caused him more grief than a friend should. So if you all just shut up and listen, Iâ€™ll tell you everything there is to know about the Schwa, from how he got his name, to what really happened with his mom. Iâ€™ll spill everything. Unless, of course, â€œthe Schwa Effectâ€ wipes him out of my brain before Iâ€™m doneâ€¦.

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