The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring,

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The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring, Comebacks, Irony, Insults, and So Much More

An uproarious collection of sick burns from the Merchant of Venom himself!
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The lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back! With this treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom thatâ€™s sure to change your lifeâ€”or at least induce a light chuckle.
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One question plagues us all: How do we survive all the Sturm und Drang of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark.
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â€œShe wears her clothes as if they were thrown on by a pitchfork.â€ â€”Jonathan Swift
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â€œWhy donâ€™t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.â€ â€”P.Â G. Wodehouse
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â€œHeâ€™s a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.â€ â€”Tom Waits
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â€œThey hardly make â€™em like him anymoreâ€”but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.â€ â€”Hunter S.Â Thompson
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â€œHe has a Teflon brainÂ .Â .Â . Nothing sticksâ€ â€”Lily Tomlin
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â€œHe has no more backbone than a chocolate Ã©clair.â€ â€”Theodore Roosevelt
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Snark will keep the wolves at bay (or at least out on the porch). Snark, much like a double scotch, will help you deal with relatives, shopping, and rudeness; it is an outlet for the unleashed vitriolic bile thatâ€™s saved itself up over the months. Like a shield, it will protect you while you go about your life. Snark is your answer!

Country	USA
Author	Lawrence Dorfman
Binding	Kindle Edition
EISBN	9781632201294
Format	Kindle eBook
Label	Skyhorse Publishing
Manufacturer	Skyhorse Publishing
NumberOfPages	288
PublicationDate	2014-09-02
Publisher	Skyhorse Publishing
ReleaseDate	2018-11-10
Studio	Skyhorse Publishing

The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring, Comebacks, Irony, Insults, and So Much More

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