A Christmas Cackle: F*cked-Up Festive Shorts

Christmas is a time for love and peace and.... oh, bollocks to that! Bah Humbug and all that! Give me Halloween over Christmas any time! Think of me as The Grinch! Think of me as Scrooge! Think of me as the miserable git who won't be buying you a present this year because... Well.... You don't deserve one and I am tighter than a duck's arse! And - as for this book - think of this as short stories based around Christmas in typical Matt Shaw style. An 'up yours' to the festive period containing dark tales of horror and twists that you don't see coming no matter how many Shaw books you have read.



Contained within this book:



The Night Before

Marley

The Snowman

Author Facts (based around Christmas no less)

Krampus



And the short story "This is HORROR" which introduces you to a key character coming in 2016...



PLEASE NOTE: There is VERY bad language in this book. If easily offended - do yourself a favour and sod off. This book isn't for you.