Big Girls Do It Pregnant

First comes love, then comes marriage, then come baby in a baby carriage...

So my best friend married my rock star ex, and she's having his baby. I married Jeff, and I'm having his baby. We're both pregnant, and we're both a hot mess, but it's only a matter of time before we become mommies.

The only problem is, no one ever tells you how hard pregnancy is, never mind giving birth...