Divine

Divine is intended for mature audiences due to strong language, scenes of descriptive sex, passages from lewd western novels, a relentless inner voice, and a sex toy similar to a vajankle. 18+

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Divine Hallowell is a young disgruntled college professor. A bit of a loner, she writes erotic novels and secretly watches p*rn in her spare time. She also hasn't been out with a man in years. Look up the word single in the dictionary and you might come across her name. Her life is 'meh.' 

But she has her eye on someone; a guy in her neighborhood who may turn her life upside down and inside out, igniting a spark in her heart.

James Daniel Keller was born and raised in the small university town where Divine teaches. He's unpredictable, good-humored, and absolutely stunning; a different type of guy than she's ever experienced. And in her eyes, he's quite possibly way too good to be true.

There has to be something wrong with him, right?
Isn't there always something?

And then there's Divine's inner voice, Violet. She's a pain in the ass and full of conflicting advice. Why can't she just shut the hell up?

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Note: Divine is a satirical novel about indie authors, college professors, social media, and falling in love.