How to Bonk in Public

How to get busy wherever you are, and how to avoid classic public bonking problems (Partner too loud at the movies? Just chew popcorn louder.)

We all know the feeling—you're bored at the bus stop and need something to occupy your time for 10minutes, or that subtitled German "art" film is just plain dull, leaving you with an hour to spare. Worry no more about what to do, because this handbook will liberate your mind, body, and soul with more than 50 ways to get busy outdoors, and the solutions to more than 50 problems you may encounter. Too many people around? No problem, this book's full of ideas to get you far from the madding crowd. Broad daylight? Don't panic, you will find many ways to avoid lines of sight. Next time you want to break the monotony of a trip to the supermarket, or need to improvise a ball gag from a piece of fruit, this book has you covered.