Interview with the Scorpio - How to Deal with the Arachnid in Your Life

Everyone wants to know about the Scorpio, but no one ever asks a Scorpio. In this book, a practicing Scorpion will explain the intricacies of our kind, and of our peculiar race of people. You will be surprised to learn that a lot of what is said about us is improperly explained by the astrologers. We are in many ways just like everyone else, except that we are a lot more serious about things than most people, and we have a number of supernatural gifts and quirks that may take some getting used to... In this book, I will introduce you to the inner sanctum of the Scorpio and to what he (or she) thinks and feels about certain subjects, and what it is that he (or she) ultimately wants, as the arachnid of the zodiac. You will be surprised that, far from being this scary unknown entity, we always have an excellent reason for whatever it is that we do (one of our more overlooked traits as Scorpios) and we are always after the deepest explanation possible. I will attempt to explain our strangenesses and the more well-known bizarre mythologies associated with our kind. Far from being dangerous, we are actually a whole lot of fun. Think of us as the scariest rollercoaster at an amusement park; and then think of having the time of your life when you conquer your fears, and get on board with us. I will try to explain the best way to approach a Scorpio through an explanation of our various likes and dislikes. It's always best to ask if we are Scorpio, and then you should remember the customs of our kind that I spell out for you in this introductory book. So long as you know these inner workings of our sign, we should never disappoint you nor have any conflict of any kind. Yes, it is true that we are very intense, and powerful, and that we are an acquired taste. If you are interested in acquiring that taste, this book is a good place to start. Most astrologers do not really do us justice in their descriptions of us; this book seeks to be an answer to a number of those complaints. A second planned book, Arachnid Eroticus, seeks to completely explain our kind in full and completely, but this book will start you on the journey to discovering how to deal with Scorpio on an every day level. If, after you read this book, you are still interested in understanding your dealings with the Scorpio in your life, then you will be ready for that next level of intensity. For now, enjoy Interview with the Scorpio, and see where we are coming from, what we want from you, and where it is that we think we are going.