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Nine Day Novel-Authorphobia: Laugh at Your Fear of Writing: Tell Your Writing Phobia to Suck it! (Writing Fiction Novels Book 0)
Fear of Writing? Let's kick that writing phobia to the curb â€¦ right NOW!

Have you everâ€¦
- Heard a little voice inside your head, whispering that your writing sucked?
- Simply felt too terrified to write?
- Had the wind knocked out of your sailsâ€”had your writing critiqued by a â€œwell-meaningâ€ personâ€”and decided that they were right and gave up?
- Read and read motivational books on how to start writing only to end up more fearful afterward?
- Compared yourself to â€œsuccessfulâ€ writers and decided that youâ€™d never measure up?
If so, congratulations! Youâ€™re a WRITER!

And Iâ€™ll tell you what no other motivational mushery book will tell you about your completely rational fear of writingâ€”in the beginningâ€¦

We all sucked when we first started writing.

Iâ€™ll let you in on a little secret. All those â€œsuccessfulâ€ authors you wanna be just like? The â€œStephen Kingsâ€ and the â€œNora Roberts"â€¦ The list of writers who seem fearless for you to envy is endless. But you know what? When each of those authors started, the first sentence each one of them wrote â€¦ sucked. The only difference between them and you?

Successful authors overcame their fear of writing!

I used to be a yearning-for-fame and scared-to-death wannabe writer. Iâ€™m assuming that if youâ€™re reading the description of a book called Authorphobia, chances are high youâ€™re looking for a little bit of inspiration and motivation like I wasâ€”you may be having more than a little hesitation about becoming a writer. But all the motivational â€œla laâ€ books never spoke to my fearful writing soul â€¦ so I did what I always doâ€”I wrote a book to fill that void.

The best way to overcome your fear of writing?

Let me suggest that before you read another tired book that starts out with â€œFEAR is just False Expectations Appearing Real,â€ you embrace the one thing that will crush your writing phobia faster than anything I knowâ€”HUMOR.

Learn to Laugh Your Fear of Writing in the Face

My goal with this book was to get down and dirty with your concerns and expose the naked truth of themâ€”show them for what they are. Common, communicable if youâ€™re not careful, controllable, and ultimately conquerable using the one thing that human beings have always relied on to survive dark scary nights in the forest of our irrational doubts. Nervous, naughty, sometimes a little nasty â€¦ sarcastic wit.

This is not your grandmaâ€™s writing inspiration book.

At the publication of this book, there are at least a dozen â€œAuthor quote, â€˜authorpreneurâ€™, get over your fear, there-there Johnny or Sally, everything will be okay, hand-holdingâ€ books you could read thatâ€™ll have you convinced in no time that all this author stuff is easy-peasy lemon squeezy. This â€¦ is NOT one of those books.

Are you ready for some writer fear-busting?

This book will:
- Help you laugh at your anxiety surroundi the word â€œsuck.â€
- Introduce you to the â€œGoldberg the Goalieâ€ technique for overcoming your writing â€œjitters.â€
- Give you some of the best old-dead-author quotes youâ€™ll ever read.
- Show you tons of â€œsuck-bustersâ€ to help you start writing.
- Poke fun at just about every sacred cow of writing I could think of.
- And best of allâ€”reveal my super-secret â€œfear of bad reviewersâ€ cure-all. (hint: it involves chicken blood)
Sometimes an ice-cold bucket of sarcastic suck smackdown is just what the doctor ordered to shock you out of a drunken stupor of fear. Luckily, this bucket of blood of a book is so full of suck-busting smackdown that you may never be afraid to write again.

If youâ€™ve had enough of your phobia of writing getting the best of you and youâ€™d like to turn the tables on it once and for all, scroll up and click the BUY button at the top of this page!

You have nothing to lose, but your sucking fear of writing.

Country	USA
Author	Steve Windsor
Binding	Kindle Edition
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	Vixen Ink
Manufacturer	Vixen Ink
NumberOfPages	189
PublicationDate	2015-05-29
Publisher	Vixen Ink
ReleaseDate	2015-05-29
Studio	Vixen Ink

Nine Day Novel-Authorphobia: Laugh at Your Fear of Writing: Tell Your Writing Phobia to Suck it! (Writing Fiction Novels Book 0)

Fear of Writing? Let's kick that writing phobia to the curb â€¦ right NOW!

If so, congratulations! Youâ€™re a WRITER!

We all sucked when we first started writing.

Successful authors overcame their fear of writing!

The best way to overcome your fear of writing?

Learn to Laugh Your Fear of Writing in the Face

This is not your grandmaâ€™s writing inspiration book.

Are you ready for some writer fear-busting?

If youâ€™ve had enough of your phobia of writing getting the best of you and youâ€™d like to turn the tables on it once and for all, scroll up and click the BUY button at the top of this page!

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