The Crawling Abattoir

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The Crawling Abattoir

For a group of short stories written over a period of several years for unrelated reasons, "The Crawling Abattoir" wouldn't seem a like candidate to have a theme, but it does: the hilarity of horror. The funny side of agony. Hit me with your torture-shtick!

From the desperation of a lonely necrophile deeply frustrated by unrequited corpse-love; to a really rotten clown's long drawn-out discovery that success comes only after paying his dues in multiple broken bones, lacerated kidneys, lots and lots of blood and more; and to the horrible, horrible, (really horrible) misfortunes of Little Timmy, an innocent youngster badly mistreated by the world for no very good reason other than the reader's enjoyment; this collection will jam a rusty icepick all the way through your funny-bone, and you'll laugh until you cry through months of expensive, excruciating elbow rehabilitation. Enjoy!

â€œMartin Mundt is a nasty, warped, zero-temperature so-and-so who canâ€™t put two words together without first snickering, then slitting their throats. No wonder reading him is such a pleasure.â€ -- Peter Straub

TABLE OF CONTENTS

PREFACE:
14 Years Later, The Abattoir Crawls On
By John Everson

INTRODUCTION:
A Cookie With Arsenic In It
By Jay Bonansinga

STORIES:
DWF
Nightfighter
Bug Mess
The Worst Clown in the World
The Reincarnation of the Dolly Llama
Emptiness, Shaped Like a Man
Kevin Bacon Killed My Girlfriend
Maniac Worm
My Love Is a Dead, Dead Rose
Road Rage
Autoreaper
The Willies
Stuck On You

ABOUT:
About the Author
Books By Martin Mundt

Country	USA
Author	Martin Mundt
Binding	Kindle Edition
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	Dark Arts Books
Manufacturer	Dark Arts Books
NumberOfPages	196
PublicationDate	2013-03-04
Publisher	Dark Arts Books
ReleaseDate	2013-03-04
Studio	Dark Arts Books

The Crawling Abattoir

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