The Flirty Text Message Helper: Witty Texts For Clever People

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The Flirty Text Message Helper: Witty Texts For Clever People

Can't Think Of Anything Flirty To Text That Cutie You Just Met?

Try one of the witty texts hand-picked by our team of writers and researchers.
Classified by 19 dating circumstances, there are no cliches, lame poems or cheesy pickup lines. These are real texts we've tested on guys and girls. For example:

You: STOP.
Likely reply: Stop what?

You: Stop thinking about me. See, youâ€™re doing itâ€¦right now.

Use our texts for other situations, too. Let's say you want to make the other person jealous. Try this:

You: You would NOT believe what happened to me last night!
Likely reply: What?
You: Oh, crap! Wrong person!

What if you just want to make somebody smile with a clever text? Try this:

"I renamed my iPod â€˜The Titanicâ€™ so when I plug it in it to my computer it says, â€œThe Titanic is Syncing.â€

Or if you want to pay them a teasing compliment? Try this:

You: â€œThis cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat cutie cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
Likely reply: ???
You: NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!

With The Flirty Text Message Helper you'll never write another boring text again!
And because our texts are categorized by 19 common dating situations you'll find the perfect texts for your particular situation:

1. You Donâ€™t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow
2. You Know Theyâ€™re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty
3. You want to make them laugh.
4. Cute Ways Of Saying Hello After Youâ€™ve Texted a Couple of Times
5. Cute Ways of Saying Goodbye
6. Clever Questions That Make You More Interesting For Asking.
7. You Want To Play Hard To Get (Cocky Funny)
8. â€œUncloggerâ€ Texts: Getting Him Or Her To Text You Back
9. Clever Questions To Ask When You Donâ€™t Know How To Start A New Thread
10. You Want To Be Seen As Fun & Wacky
11. You Want To Be Seen As A Partier
12. Teasing: Taking The Hot Girl Or Guy Down A Peg Or Two
13. Insults: Mowing Down The Hot Girl Or Guy
14. You Want To Step It Up To A Phone Call
15. Dirty Flirty: Youâ€™ve had sex
16. Filthy Dirty: Texts That Would Scare Your Mom
17. Youâ€™re falling in love
18. You screwed up
19. Fun Phrases

The Flirty Text Message Helper Helps You Impress The People Who Impressed You!

Download It Today. Use It Tonight!

Country	USA
Author	Michael Alvear
Binding	Kindle Edition
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	Woodpecker Media
Manufacturer	Woodpecker Media
NumberOfPages	58
PublicationDate	2010-09-17
Publisher	Woodpecker Media
ReleaseDate	2010-09-17
Studio	Woodpecker Media

The Flirty Text Message Helper: Witty Texts For Clever People

Can't Think Of Anything Flirty To Text That Cutie You Just Met?

The Flirty Text Message Helper Helps You Impress The People Who Impressed You!

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