The Zombie Night Before Christmas

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The Zombie Night Before Christmas

The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! â€˜twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirringâ€¦

Why worry about the Grinch when youâ€™ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? Americaâ€™s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Mooreâ€™s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thingâ€™s for sureâ€”Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!

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