Uncle John's Curiously Compelling Bathroom Reader

You are getting very, very curious... More than 500 mesmerizing pages await you in Uncle John's ALL-NEW 19th edition! No more frantic searches at the last minute for something to read. Your brainwaves will be stimulated with humor, history, science, pop culture, weird news, quotations, wordplay, and all sorts of other curiosities. So prepare to lose yourself in bathroom-reading bliss! Read about…

• How to Live to Be 100 Years Old
• The Making of The Godfather
• Forgotten Robot Milestones
• The Origin of Boxer Shorts
• Ancient Beauty Secrets
• The Origin of the Baggy-Pants Craze
• Famous Folks Who Died on the John
• Stuff Around Your House That Happens to be Radioctive
• Toasts and Curses For Any Occasion
• Dumb 911 Calls
• Cowboy Slang
And much, much more!