Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever

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Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever
The title says it all: This is the funniest Uncle John book EVER, in the newest and most improved way. (It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright...even though it is).

Itâ€™s new, itâ€™s improved, itâ€™s the funniest ever! Back by popular demand, this newly revised edition includes plenty of all-time favorites, along with more than twenty-five pages of new content. Thatâ€™s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung fu movie subtitles such as â€œIt took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!â€ So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, silly or sublime, youâ€™ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle atâ€¦
- Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillowcase.Â
- Witty wordplay: If Snoop Dogg were to marry Winnie-the-Pooh, his name would become Snoop Dogg Pooh.
- Flubbed headlines: â€œBritish Left Waffles On House Floorâ€Â
- Quirky stars: Billy Idolâ€™s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Canâ€™t Believe Itâ€™s Not Butter in his dressing room.
- Job lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a â€œVIP,â€ be on the lookout for a â€œvery intoxicated patient.â€
- Sputtering sportscasters: â€œIf only faces could talk.â€ â€”Pat Summerall
Â And much, much more!
Country USA
Brand Portable Press
Manufacturer Portable Press
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber 9781684123902
IsAdultProduct 1
ReleaseDate 2018-07-17
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781684123902

Country	USA
Brand	Portable Press
Manufacturer	Portable Press
Binding	Paperback
ItemPartNumber	9781684123902
IsAdultProduct	1
ReleaseDate	2018-07-17
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781684123902

Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever

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