We Thought You Would Be Prettier: True Tales of the Dorkiest

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We Thought You Would Be Prettier: True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive

She thought sheâ€™d have more time. Laurie Notaro figured she had at least a few good years left. But noâ€“itâ€™s happened. She has officially lost her marbles. From the kid at the pet-food store checkout line whose coif is so bizarre it makes her seethe â€œIâ€™m going to kick his hairâ€™s ass!â€ to the hapless Sears customer-service rep on the receiving end of her Campaign of Terror, no one is safe from Laurieâ€™s wrath. Her cranky side seems to have eaten the rest of herâ€“inner-thigh Chub Rub and all. And the results are breathtaking.

Her riffs on e-mail spam (â€œWith all of these irresistible offers served up to me on a plate, I WANT A PENIS NOW!!â€), eBay (â€œThere should be an eBay wading pool, where you can only bid on Precious Moments figurines and Avon products, that you have to make it through before jumping into the deep endâ€), and the perils of St. Patrickâ€™s Day (â€œWhen Iâ€™m driving, the last thing I need is a herd of inebriates darting in and out of traffic like loaded chickensâ€) are the stuff of legend. And for Laurie, itâ€™s all true.
Country USA
Brand Villard
Manufacturer Villard
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber part_0812969014
Model part_0812969014
Color Multicolor
ReleaseDate 2005-04-19
UnitCount 1
EANs 9780812969016

Country	USA
Brand	Villard
Manufacturer	Villard
Binding	Paperback
ItemPartNumber	part_0812969014
Model	part_0812969014
Color	Multicolor
ReleaseDate	2005-04-19
UnitCount	1
EANs	9780812969016

We Thought You Would Be Prettier: True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive

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